According To Jim

[Ruby and Gracie are spinning]

Cheryl: “Hey what are you girls doing?”
Ruby: “Daddy’s showing us what it’s like to be drunk.”
Jim: “They ask questions, I have answers.”
Cheryl: “Yeah… pretty yucky, heh? Time for you girls to do your homework.”
Ruby: “I can’t do my homework till the room’s stopped spinning.”
Jim: “Well, welcome to college!”