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I think we found Thierry’s fetish: balloon sex. // Wien hätt geduercht datt den William Shatner mäin Bild vun Männerfrënnschaften géif beaflossen? // Some fudge is all it takes for you to finally admit you love me? // Smurfs go blue when horny. // Thierry, can I go home now and have sex? Pretty please? // It’s got a lot of violence and sex, you know, it’s a good read. // I declare that Thierry is a good egg. // I know where you bathe. // From time to time I rearrange the pebbles in my office. Is that an old man’s thing? You don’t know what I’m talking about, do you? // She was a stripper. That’s what she meant by saying she used to be a failed actress. // Mir ginn einfach emmer bei de selwechten Inder. Do kenns de d’Trapp jo elo, da kriss de keng Gehirnerschütterung méi. // Dat Trauregt ass jo net, dass mir souvill Spaass am Saturn haten. Dat Trauregt ass, dass mer eis virgeholl hunn dës Vakanz nees dohinner ze goen. // Belval ass ee Ghost Town. Een Dreckstipp. // Mir mussen ee fake Wort erausginn. Mat der Headline “Bauererevolutioun 2018: Éisléck erklärt Onofhängekeet.” // I love your eyes, Thierry. They’re so empty. Like you’re completely dead inside.

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