Zitater (2)

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You’ve met him, haven’t you? He’s a nice guy. A nice guy with a shotgun. // Ech sin virun allem komesch, ‘t ass méi daat. // I bet I’m really sexy right now. // Edinburgh?! Yuk, that sounds like it’s in Scotland… // Fir falls de erem Zitater sammels… // Some universities write you such a nice letter that you’re thinking: “Yes! I’m in!” And then in the last line it says something like “Unfortunately…”. // He’s so patriotic. I bet as a child he was always left alone and then one day he looked down on the floor and shouted: “Wales!” // The UK… That’s a country only on paper. In the hearts of Welsh people, Scottish and Irish are foreigners, and especially the English. // Da soen ech dir dat selwecht wéi dem Leti: Du bass langweileg an onintressant! // I thought: “I saw this poem before, and heard those questions before.” And then suddenly it dawned on me: we workshopped the piece last year. And the teacher was making the very same comments about it! // I’ll say: “Grrrrr! Can I have a place on the MPhil, please?” // When he said the guy has been replaced by a computer I thought he meant a mean accountant, but it’s actually a real computer! // I’m gonna train the dog to kill you.

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11 responses to “Zitater (2)”

  1. He’s so patriotic. I bet as a child he was always left alone and then one day he looked down on the floor and shouted: “Wales!”

    Dee gefällt mer.

  2. Leti

    Thierry, Thiiierry.. wees du wa-haat?

    Du bas langweileg an onintressant ;)

  3. De Serge war och guer net begeeschtert wéi ech em dat sot. :D

  4. Serge

    -.-

    ech mengen en hett souguer gesot an deem fall wier hien mei konsequent wei d leti an geing nemmi mat der schwetzen :P

    lusteg zitater awer soss :P

  5. Sara

    virun allem sin “langweileg” an “oninteressant” Synonymer…oder? :p
    the mean accountant as lusteg :) wou fens du all di interessant Gespréicher?

  6. Ech hunn dat net sou enk geholl, et ass mer just drem gaangen d’Leti ze nerven. :D

    Ech kennen lauter ganz komësch Leit… :)

  7. …t’ass virun allem daat ;-)

  8. Hehe jo. Freck wat gett dat eréischt d’nächst Woch wann mer eis erem am echte Liewen erem gesinn. :))

  9. Leti

    mech kriss de sou séier net genervt, Thierry :P

  10. Waart, lo wou ech erem nemmen 2 Minuten vun der ewech setzen geet dat erem vill méi einfach. :P

  11. Leti

    jojo… ;)

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